I am sick

and making Felix Unger noises to itch my throat is not helping in any way
why is my stomach filled with dirt?
why are the crows so loud in these neighborhoods?
why am I always in love?
I am going to smoke so many cigarettes today that my sickness gets sick and flees
my ears are dirty
I need steam and lots of it
I am taking a stand against the dairy industry
very vehemently marching through the streets
maybe I will pay some homeless to march with me
down with tillamook down with dairygold
I am being absurd
I am sorry
no I'm not
I enjoy it
change all the billboards

"GOT LACTOSE INTOLERANCE?"